Ebay madness! Kein Saab, aber belustigend:

[Jon]

Nach unten scrollen und die nachträglichen Einträge lesen...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI....1&from=R8&satitle=4633452260&category0=&fvi=1

 

[Metalldetektor]

bruaha, toll was den Leuten für kaputte Fragen einfallen!

(Have I landed on a different planet or something?). . .

I can't speak for previous owners, I'm not aware of animals being in it.

Auf englisch klingt das immer gleich so förmlich, und ein "Nichtesserfahrzeug" könnte es auch sein - hrhrhr

 

[MikeKöln]

ist das geil...

 

[hb-ex]

"I'm sorry but the very kind gent (Donald) who offered me a weekend with his wife (and him it would appear) I have a special message for you. The pictures you sent me of your wife did not, in all honesty help. Some of them looked more like a traffic accident than something that I might remotely find alluring."

 

[eule]

:D
Die Spinnen die Briten...

 

[oldie]

"I'm sorry but the very kind gent (Donald) who offered me a weekend with his wife (and him it would appear) I have a special message for you. The pictures you sent me of your wife did not, in all honesty help. Some of them looked more like a traffic accident than something that I might remotely find alluring."

:D :D :D :D

Der Seller ist Klasse, aber will er verkaufen oder Tipps für ne Satire sammeln?

Oldie

 

[eule]

Der Verkäufer scheint das irgendwie anzuziehen:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=18174&item=4634600730

Mein Favorit:
"I really don't know if it's been used to tow anything. Given that I don't see a tow bar I find this unlikely. However given the shades of the species I am currently meeting on ebay anything is possible."

Verkauft aber oft Autos ;)